Meow Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy Shipmates

Today is the date for Pirate Mania!

We are vicious task masters and if you disobey


any orders or give the Captain any lip we will


make life very uncomfortable for you.




I am a vicious Lady Pirate



better known as Hannah the Horrible

and my parrot eavesdrops so I know all the gossip



and my sister Lucy is the owner

of three parrots who tell her all the gossip.


You may find us having a whispered discussion


whether to make you walk the the plank on this ship


or just throw you over board and let you drown!



If any of you disobey us you'll be in for a hard time


so make sure you don't get overheard if you  want an


easier life.



We've got a map where the treasure should be found

so get ready to start digging for the treasure chest

or we'll flog you all and take all the gold and


leave you stranded.





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Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today is a day for Pirate Mania

We are vicious task masters

and ye will soon be walking the plank

if you disobey our orders or give the captain any lip.

Now here is the map we stole so study it hard.

There are several pirate ships about but we need

to follow one that has a good Captain who can read 

treasure maps and knows where to dig for 

the hidden gold coins and jewels.

We'll be going to fight him and his motley crew

and when they have fled

we'll party through the night with plenty of  grog

and plates of food.

Drink up me hearties and have fun as you'll need

to be merry afore ye dance the hornpipe.

Bottoms Up!

Talk Like a Pirate

Today is not a day for Lily Livered Sprogs

We are joint Captains of our pirate ship


and are fierce ladies who take no prisoners.


If any of you sprogs upset us

we will make you take a walk on on our plank


to an early bath among the sharks.



We must warn you that there is a rogue pirate ship about

in these waters and they are looking for treasure too so

study this map carefully and and help us find it first.


We are hoping to discover many doubloons and lots of gold

before we make merry with tankards of grog.


Get some food and eat all you can


there are buccaneer burgers, castaway cutlets and


seagull legs to tempt you.


For afters there are rat pooh cakes to tempt you with.


Drink up, drink up me hearties and have fun because


you'll need to be merry before dancing the hornpipe.




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