Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today is a day for Pirate Mania

We are vicious task masters

and ye will soon be walking the plank

if you disobey our orders or give the captain any lip.

Now here is the map we stole so study it hard.

There are several pirate ships about but we need

to follow one that has a good Captain who can read 

treasure maps and knows where to dig for 

the hidden gold coins and jewels.

We'll be going to fight him and his motley crew

and when they have fled

we'll party through the night with plenty of  grog

and plates of food.

Drink up me hearties and have fun as you'll need

to be merry afore ye dance the hornpipe.

Bottoms Up!