Meow Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy Shipmates

Today is the date for Pirate Mania!

We are vicious task masters and if you disobey


any orders or give the Captain any lip we will


make life very uncomfortable for you.




I am a vicious Lady Pirate



better known as Hannah the Horrible

and my parrot eavesdrops so I know all the gossip



and my sister Lucy is the owner

of three parrots who tell her all the gossip.


You may find us having a whispered discussion


whether to make you walk the the plank on this ship


or just throw you over board and let you drown!



If any of you disobey us you'll be in for a hard time


so make sure you don't get overheard if you  want an


easier life.



We've got a map where the treasure should be found

so get ready to start digging for the treasure chest

or we'll flog you all and take all the gold and


leave you stranded.





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Talk Like a Pirate

Today is not a day for Lily Livered Sprogs

We are Captain Hannah and Assistant Captain Lucy

and we are both ladies with plenty of pir-attitude

Join us on our ship where we have been testing the plank

in case there is need for any sprogs to take

an early bath.

We must warn you that there is a rogue pirate ship

sailing in these waters and they are looking for  the treasure

We hope you will study this map carefully and 

help us hunt for it before they find it.

We are hoping to find many doubloons and gold 

before we make merry with a tankard or two of grog

Now before we go help yourself to some food and

eat as much as you like -  there are buccaneer burgers,

seagull legs and castaway cutlets to enjoy

 and for desert rat pooh cakes.

Drink up, drink up me hearties

You'll need to be merry before you show us your hornpipe

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