Talk Like a Pirate

Today is not a day for Lily Livered Sprogs

We are joint Captains of our pirate ship


and are fierce ladies who take no prisoners.


If any of you sprogs upset us

we will make you take a walk on on our plank


to an early bath among the sharks.



We must warn you that there is a rogue pirate ship about

in these waters and they are looking for treasure too so

study this map carefully and and help us find it first.


We are hoping to discover many doubloons and lots of gold

before we make merry with tankards of grog.


Get some food and eat all you can


there are buccaneer burgers, castaway cutlets and


seagull legs to tempt you.


For afters there are rat pooh cakes to tempt you with.


Drink up, drink up me hearties and have fun because


you'll need to be merry before dancing the hornpipe.




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Talk Like a Pirate Day

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Today is not a day for lily livered sprogs
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We are Captain Hannah and Assistant Captain Miss Lucy
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and we are both lady pirates and full of pir-attitude
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Join us on our ship where we have been trying out the plank
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in case there is need for any sprogs to take an early bath

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We hope you will study this map and help us hunt for buried treasure

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as we are hoping to find gold and doubloons

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before we make merry with plenty of grog to wash down our buccaneer bangers, seagull legs and castaway cutlets followed by rat pooh cakes.

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Drink up, Drink up me hearties

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Remember you'll need to be merry before you show us your hornpipe!

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With thanks to Ann at Zoology and Mr. Puddy's Mom for the two wonderful graphics.
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