Lazing About

I'm feeling lazy today

so I'm taking it easy.

There's no room for anyone else just here

so I should be left alone

and if I'm not

I can always give Lucy a whap!

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Hannah and the String

I found this piece of string in the garage

so I brought it out to show Mum



and held it up so she got a good view

but she just wasn't interested

so I tried making it look like a snake

then wrapped it round my neck - still no interest!

so I turned my back on her and played by myself

she eventually took the hint and obliged by holding it up for me to whap

Talk about slow on the uptake!!

Whap in Waiting

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I'm sat here quietly

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Waiting for some legs to pass by begging for a whap.

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