I found this piece of string in the garage
so I brought it out to show Mum
and held it up so she got a good view
but she just wasn't interested
so I tried making it look like a snake
then wrapped it round my neck - still no interest!
so I turned my back on her and played by myself
she eventually took the hint and obliged by holding it up for me to whap
Talk about slow on the uptake!!