A Good Stretch

.

There's nothing like 

a good stretch

and a hint to Mum that when

you've finished your bath

You'll be taking a nap.

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Hannah and the String

I found this piece of string in the garage

so I brought it out to show Mum



and held it up so she got a good view

but she just wasn't interested

so I tried making it look like a snake

then wrapped it round my neck - still no interest!

so I turned my back on her and played by myself

she eventually took the hint and obliged by holding it up for me to whap

Talk about slow on the uptake!!