Excuse Me!

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My paws are rather dirty

so I gave them a wash 

and I hope they will be 

as clean as clean can be!

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Excuse Me

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Oops I'm sorry

I didn't realise you were there

as I didn't hear you come in

but I'll carry on if you don't mind

as I must finish my bath.

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Excuse Me

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Please look the other way

as I'm washing my face.

Can't you leave me alone

as you're putting me off my bath

so kindly go and upset someone else instead!

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Excuse Me!

I felt so tired this morning as 

we hadn't been sleeping well in the heat

but Mum still "sort of" made the bed round me

so what chance did I have to sleep in

when she's straightening my blankie and disturbing

ME?

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Excuse Me

Please excuse me

if I've dared to walk across the bed

but surely I'm entitled to after all

as I do warm your toes when it's chilly in the night!

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Out on the Town

Excuse Me!!

Mum take the flashy box away

I'm having a bath

and before you ask

I'm going out on the town later.

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