Pottering in the Garden

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It's another hot day here

and I was trying to rest here out of the sun

when I heard a noise

from next door so I asked Lucy if she knew who it was

she didn't know but she listened carefully

in case it there was any interesting gossip!

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Meow Like a Pirate Day

Ahoy Shipmates

Today is the date for Pirate Mania!

We are vicious task masters and if you disobey


any orders or give the Captain any lip we will


make life very uncomfortable for you.




I am a vicious Lady Pirate



better known as Hannah the Horrible

and my parrot eavesdrops so I know all the gossip



and my sister Lucy is the owner

of three parrots who tell her all the gossip.


You may find us having a whispered discussion


whether to make you walk the the plank on this ship


or just throw you over board and let you drown!



If any of you disobey us you'll be in for a hard time


so make sure you don't get overheard if you  want an


easier life.



We've got a map where the treasure should be found

so get ready to start digging for the treasure chest

or we'll flog you all and take all the gold and


leave you stranded.





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Gossip

We're looking round

to check no-one is listening.

It's all clear.

Now listen Lucy

 and whatever you do

Don't tell Mum

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Gossip

I'm just looking for you.

Where are you?

ah - there you  are 

I'm going to come and visit you later and


we'll catch up on the gossip.



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Go away Mum

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I'm trying to snoop

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so I can tell you all the gossip

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just when it's getting interesting the flashy box spoils it.
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phffft - Mums!
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Thankful Thursday

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I am thankful that

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Lucy didn't see me jump up here

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and spoil the peace and quiet

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I like to be observant

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while watching the neighbours

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so I can remember all the gossip and give mum the low down!

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We are sending lots of extra purrs to Marg who is having her cancer check up today

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Tittle Tattle Thursday

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Careful Hannah mum's about and I don't want her to hear what I'm telling you about ..........

oh hello mum I didn't notice you come in!

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What's that oh no it's not private I was just saying to Hannah I think I'll go along the fence and see if there's any new gossip. Oh you're just going to the shops - ok we'll see you later.

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That was a close call Lucy - it's all clear now so what's the latest?

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Hannah's Gossip

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Some while ago you may remember Mum bought Lucy a wave scratcher in the forlorn hope she would use it instead of the carpet.

If she'd asked me I could have told her to save her money.

Well now she's come home with this flat one.

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As you can see I like to roll on it but there is a gap at the side of it where it is too short to completely fill the beloved scratching place in the doorway. Now guess who either jumps over it or tippy toes down the side and scratches the carpet further in.

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I'll give you a hint her name begins with L)

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I cover my face up when I laugh to spare mum's blushes.

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HA HA HA!!

Breakfast

Here is a picture of me waiting for my breakfast.


I am like a coiled spring ready to bound to my dish in one leap when it's ready.

What is taking so long Mum? Hurry up and get of the phone - gossip can wait until later!!

Lucy - Evasive Tactics

Hannah and I are just having a gossip about the local cats and about the weather and what we are hoping to have for dinner later on - birds haven't even entered my head today. We were just thinking about girl cat things as you do.

A little later I just sauntered into the conservatory and jumped up on to the window sill at the back and sat surveying the garden as you do. The spring flowers have been lovely and I was just admiring them. I never even thought of the tree and what might be happening in there with nest building and eggs and babies and tweeting and chirping.

Hannah says I look the picture of innocence and no one or no cat should think otherwise.