Mum : What are you doing under there Lucy?
Why do you think I'm under here Mum - some things you do are supposed to be private.

Yesterday I was sitting in the sun taking a leisurely bath when guess what happened !

followed by!
So I gave her my firmest get out of here Mum look but she carried on with the flashy box.

Mum is nothing sacred round here?
Did I get my privacy - What do you think!!!