A Pain in My Neck

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My neck was feeling stiff

so I thought it best

to exercise it.

As you can see here I am

stretching my neck

before looking down

and turning my head the other way.

Of course you'll need to relax afterwards

and then eat some freshly cooked chicken

to build up your muscles.

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The Pole Dancer

I've decided to start a new hobby

and thought I'd try pole dancing

it is very good exercise

and will make me very supple

Lucy has been giving me advice

but she hasn't got any experience

so back to the drawing board.

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