Talk Like a Pirate

Today is not a day for Lily Livered Sprogs

We are Captain Hannah and Assistant Captain Lucy

and we are both ladies with plenty of pir-attitude

Join us on our ship where we have been testing the plank

in case there is need for any sprogs to take

an early bath.

We must warn you that there is a rogue pirate ship

sailing in these waters and they are looking for  the treasure

We hope you will study this map carefully and 

help us hunt for it before they find it.

We are hoping to find many doubloons and gold 

before we make merry with a tankard or two of grog

Now before we go help yourself to some food and

eat as much as you like -  there are buccaneer burgers,

seagull legs and castaway cutlets to enjoy

 and for desert rat pooh cakes.

Drink up, drink up me hearties

You'll need to be merry before you show us your hornpipe

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Talk Like a Pirate Day

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Today is not a day for lily livered sprogs
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We are Captain Hannah and Assistant Captain Miss Lucy
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and we are both lady pirates and full of pir-attitude
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Join us on our ship where we have been trying out the plank
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in case there is need for any sprogs to take an early bath

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We hope you will study this map and help us hunt for buried treasure

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as we are hoping to find gold and doubloons

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before we make merry with plenty of grog to wash down our buccaneer bangers, seagull legs and castaway cutlets followed by rat pooh cakes.

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Drink up, Drink up me hearties

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Remember you'll need to be merry before you show us your hornpipe!

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With thanks to Ann at Zoology and Mr. Puddy's Mom for the two wonderful graphics.
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