Today is not a day for Lily Livered Sprogs
We are Captain Hannah and Assistant Captain Lucy
and we are both ladies with plenty of pir-attitude
Join us on our ship where we have been testing the plank
in case there is need for any sprogs to take
an early bath.
We must warn you that there is a rogue pirate ship
sailing in these waters and they are looking for the treasure
We hope you will study this map carefully and
help us hunt for it before they find it.
We are hoping to find many doubloons and gold
before we make merry with a tankard or two of grog
Now before we go help yourself to some food and
eat as much as you like - there are buccaneer burgers,
seagull legs and castaway cutlets to enjoy
and for desert rat pooh cakes.
Drink up, drink up me hearties
You'll need to be merry before you show us your hornpipe