I've already used one cat flap to get this far and I'm glad you don't expect me to use the one in this door too. The opened door will do very nicely thank you.
Mum, can you come here a minute please, oh there you are I thought you hadn't heard me - I've finished with the newspaper so you can throw it was now if you don't want it.
Just a bit more training required and she will be quite suitable.
Luv Hannah