19 September 2013

Talk Like a Pirate





Today is not a day for Lily Livered Sprogs






We are joint Captains of our pirate ship


and are fierce ladies who take no prisoners.


If any of you sprogs upset us






we will make you take a walk on on our plank


to an early bath among the sharks.



We must warn you that there is a rogue pirate ship about






in these waters and they are looking for treasure too so






study this map carefully and and help us find it first.


We are hoping to discover many doubloons and lots of gold






before we make merry with tankards of grog.


Get some food and eat all you can


there are buccaneer burgers, castaway cutlets and


seagull legs to tempt you.


For afters there are rat pooh cakes to tempt you with.


Drink up, drink up me hearties and have fun because


you'll need to be merry before dancing the hornpipe.




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38 comments:

  1. Seagull legs sounds very interesting !
    *nom* *nom* *nom*
    They sure was tasty !!
    Happy Pirate Day :)
    XOXO

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  2. We promise to behave so we don't have to walk the plank. Yikes, we don't want to swim with the sharks. Great Pirate day spread. Hope you find that treasure for sure. Take care.

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  3. Avast!!! It be rat's pooh cakes what makes them scurvy!!! MOL Have a great 'arrr day! xox

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  4. Avast! We be shovin' orf with yer maties!

    The Scurvy Paw Relations

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  5. Yo-ho-ho, what a great scurvy pirate parrrty ! well done girls ! Arrrr !

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  6. Arrr - fine lady pirates ye are! Set sail with us to find the nip treasure will ye?

    Pirates of Wildcat Woods

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  7. Don't fall off that plank you two cuties!

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  8. you girls are just the best and most adorable pirates ever! I will come off my ship if Spitty will help instead of just relax, and said with you.

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  9. Now that's what I say meowin like a pirate is all about!!!!

    Arrrrr....me mateys!

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  10. I hope you had a great week!!! I'm very stressed with school:)

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  11. We be needing plenty of grog before we bite into those rat pooh cakes mateys! You two are the cutest pirate captains that ever sailed the seas! :)

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  12. You are lovely lady pirates!
    Rat pooh cakes sound interesting :-)
    Happy Meow like a Pirate Day!

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  13. Y'all are looking mighty Pirate Purrfect!

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  14. We hope no one needs to walk the plank or it'll be a bloodbath with the sharks!

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  15. You both make mighty fine pirates! Hopefully no one ends up walking the plank...

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  16. Hi-ho buckos, ye're fierce band 'o pirates! We'll have some 'o them seagull legs and a tankard of grog!

    The Florida Furkids

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  17. avaste raise de spyglasss starboard …we bee see in a sutler o’er yonder N blimey …sink uz if hiz shopz knot fulla booty ~~~ him can bee pillaged N for we set sail ~~~ letz head off for a wee bit oh grub anda splice inn oh de mainbrace N sing a shanty ore two ~~~ fair winds ta ya

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  18. That's a mighty vessel you got here! And you are as fierce as Kitshka. She's looking for a treasure too.

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  19. We be droppin' the anchor to tip a cup o'grog wif ye!

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  20. Ahoy, Captains Hannah and Lucy! Ye are fine and fierce pirates, indeed, and we know you will find ye treasure!

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  21. Arrrrgh!! What lovely pirates ye be!!! Bring on the grog!

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  22. Shiver me timbers! What fine pirate lasses ye be! Arrrrgh!

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  23. You two make beautiful pirates. We hope you don't have to stay out on that plank too long.

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  24. Ahoy Maties! Bwaa!! Haa!! Haa!! Yous is the bestest
    We catch th' early evenin' tide 'bout 5 bells to ye Olde Soton town, ye want to come along!
    Ye look marvelous darlin's
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  25. Arrr! Ye be too late, I've already found the treasure. Yohoho!
    Rat poo cakes???

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  26. You two are making us very nervous balancing on that plank. Hope you haven't had too much of the grog or nip-flavored rum 'cause we wouldn't want you to beautiful buccaneers to fall in among the sharks. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  27. Aaaarrrr! We be dancing with you! Where's the grog? hold the rat poo cakes! We'll take a doggy bag of treasure...

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  28. Ahoy! Prepare t' be boarded by Bloody Prudentilly Kidd! Arrr! I'll be pillagin' all th' nip mice on deck.

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  29. We are happy to sail with you and you manage to throw quite a wonderful pirate party!!

    Mindy
    Moe
    Cookie
    Mike

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  30. Arrr there Beauty Pirates! Ye has me shivering me timbers re: walkin' da plank!

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  31. We haven't quite figured out this pirate talk yet, but are enjoying visiting everyone on pirate day.

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  32. We will be glad to join ye in hunting fer treasure.

    Oja and the Crew

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  33. Hope I am not too late for thee party because its looks fabulous. e careful on that plank though girls. Hugs GJ x

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  34. Hey ye grand pirate lady cats!
    Nothing like a good treat I mean treasure hunt

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