Today is not a day for Lily Livered Sprogs
We are joint Captains of our pirate ship
and are fierce ladies who take no prisoners.
If any of you sprogs upset us
we will make you take a walk on on our plank
to an early bath among the sharks.
We must warn you that there is a rogue pirate ship about
in these waters and they are looking for treasure too so
study this map carefully and and help us find it first.
We are hoping to discover many doubloons and lots of gold
before we make merry with tankards of grog.
Get some food and eat all you can
there are buccaneer burgers, castaway cutlets and
seagull legs to tempt you.
For afters there are rat pooh cakes to tempt you with.
Drink up, drink up me hearties and have fun because
you'll need to be merry before dancing the hornpipe.