Mum you startled me - go away please this was a private conversation before you came on the scene.
I don't listen to you talking to your friends - I'm not saying another word until you go away.
That's better - now where were we before we were so rudely interupted ?
Sheesh - Mum's who'd have them?
(Apart from snuggles, scritches, foods, loves, brushings, cuddles, foods, more cuddles etc?)